So what happened next?
You can see where the dough is meant to go, but unless you are an incurable optimist you have two choices, floor or ceiling. I promised J. I wouldn't tell but I'll give you a clue: f****.
Compared to which Grandpa below is playing very safe by doing a bit of air kneading - keeps the worktop clean but it goes for your shoulders after a bit. Only possible with small amounts of soft dough, however it is a good way to appreciate the changes which take place as you knead.
Thanks to Jacqueline http://www.tinnedtomatoes.com for the images.